Stonks: Buy High Sell Low

Stonk trading game

Welcome to the casino.

STONKS is a 60-second trading game where fundamentals are fake, charts repeat, and your only edge is pattern recognition and pure delusion.

Every round is one minute. The market moves. The same dumb patterns come back. You either learn them… or you donate your money like a true regard.

This is not investing.
This is speedrunning financial ruin.

How it works

• 60 seconds. No pause. No mercy.
• Charts move in familiar, learnable patterns
• Smash buy and sell like your life depends on it
• End the round either rich or emotionally damaged

The patterns repeat. Your mistakes don’t have to.

Why this slaps

• Pure dopamine – no waiting, no tutorials
• Skill > luck – big brain beats random YOLOs
• Infinitely replayable – learn the chart, farm profit
• Leaderboard-ready – prove you’re not exit liquidity

This is for people who stare at candles and say “yeah… I’ve seen this before”.

One minute. One chart. Absolute financial chaos.